{"id":286,"date":"2024-11-20T22:59:45","date_gmt":"2024-11-20T22:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/?p=286"},"modified":"2024-11-20T22:59:45","modified_gmt":"2024-11-20T22:59:45","slug":"kids-theology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/2024\/11\/20\/kids-theology\/","title":{"rendered":"Kid’s Theology"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. \u00a0Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.\u00a0 There is nothing good in there now.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Amanda<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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    1. Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy.\u00a0 I never sked for anything before.\u00a0 You can look it up.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Joyce<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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      1. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart.\u00a0 I had to have 3 stiches and a shot.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Janet<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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        1. Dear God, if we come back as somebody else, please don\u2019t let me be Jennifer Horton \u2013 because I hate her.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Denise<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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          1. God, I read the Bible.\u00a0 What does begat mean?\u00a0 Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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            1. Dear God, how did you know you were God?\u00a0 Who told you?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Harlene<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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              1. Dear God, is it true my father won\u2019t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Anita<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                1. Dear God, I bet it\u2019s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family, and I can never do it.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nan<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                  1. Dear God, did you really mean, do unto others as they do unto you?\u00a0 If you did, then, I\u2019m going to get even with my brother.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Darla<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                    1. Dear God, I love the story about Noah the best of all of them.\u00a0 You really made up some good ones.\u00a0 I like walking on water, too.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Glenn<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                      1. Dear God, my grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.\u00a0 How far back do you go?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Love Dennis<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                        1. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries?\u00a0 If you don\u2019t, who does?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nan<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                          1. Dear God, It\u2019s OK that you made different religions, but don\u2019t you get mixed up sometimes?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Arnold<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                            1. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Norma<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                              1. Dear God, in Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jennifer<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                1. Dear God, what does it mean you are a jealous God?\u00a0 I thought you had everything you wanted.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jane<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                  1. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don\u2019t do any now?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Billy<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                    1. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Peter<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                      1. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms.\u00a0 It works our OK with me and my brother.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Larry<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                        1. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.\u00a0 What\u2019s up?\u00a0 Don\u2019t forget.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mark<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                          1. Dear God, you don\u2019t have to worry about me.\u00a0 I always look both ways before I cross the street.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dean<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                            1. Dear God, my brother told me about how you were born, but it just doesn’t sound right. What do you say?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Marsha<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                              1. Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Barbara<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                                1. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours? Or do you just know him through the business?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Donnie<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                                  1. Dear God, In Sunday school, they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you’re on vacation?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jane<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                                    1. Dear God, in school, we read the Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday school they said you did it first. Did he steal your ideas?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sincerely, Donna<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                                      1. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.\u00a0 Well, I just want you to know that. I’m not just saying that because you are already God.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Charles<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                                        1. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can’t you do that with the moon?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jeff<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                                          1. Dear God, I’m doing the best I can. Really.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Frank<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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                                                            1. Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carol<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

                                                              \u00a0Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.\u00a0 There is nothing good in there now.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Amanda\u00a0 Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy.\u00a0 I never sked for anything before.\u00a0 You can look it up.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Joyce\u00a0 Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":287,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions\/287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}