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Teacher: Why are you late?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Webster: Because of the sign.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: What sign?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Webster: The one that says, \u201cSchool Ahead \u2013 Go Slow.\u201d<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

John: In the Garden of Eden?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: John, how do you spell \u2018crocodile\u2019?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: No, that\u2019s wrong.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

John: Maybe it wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Sarah: H I J K L M N O\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: What are you talking about?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Sarah: Yesterday you said it\u2019s H to O.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

George: Here it is!<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Class: George<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn\u2019t have ten years ago?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Willie: Me!<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Tommy: Well, I \u2018m a lot closer to the ground than you are.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with \u201cI\u201d<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Ellen: I is…<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: No, Ellen…always say:\u201d I am\u201d<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Ellen: All right…I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: Can anyone give an example of Coincidence?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Johnny: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it.\u00a0 Now do you know why his father didn\u2019t punish him?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Johnny: Because George still had the ax in his hand.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Sam: No sir, I don\u2019t have to, my Mom is a good cook.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on \u201cMy Dog\u201d is exactly the same as your brother\u2019s.\u00a0 Did you copy his?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Desmond: No teacher, it\u2019s the same dog!<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Teacher:\u00a0 What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Pupil: A teacher<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Silvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Your name on this report card.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Teacher: Why are you late?\u00a0 Webster: Because of the sign.\u00a0 Teacher: What sign?\u00a0 Webster: The one that says, \u201cSchool Ahead \u2013 Go Slow.\u201d\u00a0 \u00a0 Teacher: Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?\u00a0 John: In the Garden of Eden?\u00a0 \u00a0 Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":272,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions\/272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.creatingloverelationships.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}